Best Seat in the House

When Leonardo DiCaprio had his house remodeled recently, he installed the $3,200 Neorest® 500 toilet, which features an air purifying system, multi-directional bidet, automatic flusher, and a pre-warmed seat. Along with the no-smell aspect, the eco-friendly crapper also features no tank, no refill wait, no refill noise, and an automatic lid opener. “Leo loves his new toilet,” said a pal of his. “It’s more like a toy since it has a remote control.” You mean he can take a dump without getting out of bed? We hear he's eating more fiber now. (bhl)

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