Feel the Bum

Yesterday evening I was on the treadmill, half-watching Janet Jackson on Larry King Live. They close-caption the telly in my gym so you can understand what's going on above the grunting and the whir of the machines. I glanced up at one point and was shocked to see Larry asking how Janet felt after she was bum-raped! JANET JACKSON WAS BUM-RAPED? Then I blinked the sweat out of my eyes and saw he was asking how she felt after getting BUM-RAPPED by the press. Oh well. On another note, did you see Janet trying to teach Larry King to dance?

– Steven Corfe

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