Some of the entries to Cracked's photoshop contest, "Inappropriate Children's Book Covers." The editors apologize for being "tragically, horribly wrong" in having the idea.
• I'm Too Sexy
• Sunglasses at Night
• Pink Shoelaces
• Blue Suede Shoes
• Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend
• The Thong Song
• Dress You Up in My Love
• Raspberry Beret
• These Boots Are Made for Walking
• Venus in Furs
• Dedicated Follower of Fashion
• Vogue
• Supermodel (You Better Work)
• Bell Bottom Blues
• Blue Velvet
• Hot Pants, pt 1
• Devil With a Blue Dress On
• Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini
• Lady in Red
