February 27, 2008
But First...
Randy Barbato and his best pal Clancy Cavnar are watching Big Brother 9, the special writers-strike winter edition, and have taken to emailng each other during the episodes. Following is an excerpt from their correspondence during last night's show, beginning with Amanda's request for sugar (RANDY CAPS, clancy lower case):
I NEED SUGAR
i just saw the part... i just need some sugar!
AMANDA IS THE NEW JANELLE!
as for the others
sheila: repulsive, must go
I WONDERED TONITE THOUGH IF MAYBE SHE IS MENOPAUSAL?
matt: he is ok
MY CURRENT FAVORITE!
joshua: not too bad, but has a mean streak
A MEAN STREAK IN HIS HAIR! HELLLOOO!
AND YOU KNOW HE SPELLS HIS NAME JOSHUAH! WITH
TWO H'S! I LIKE HIS EDGE!
allison: dont hate her yet
OMG HOW CAN YOU NOT HATE HER YET?
adam: liking him more all the time
TOTALLY AGREE!
james: needs to go
YEP, GET BACK ON THE BIKE AND START PEDALING!
BUT HE GETS POINTS FOR ALL THE GAY PORN!
alex: emotional problems, must go
BUT SWEET
natalie: peppy, bye
I LIKE HER PEP!
sharon: forgettable, goodbye
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HER.
chelsia: entitled. ciao
I HATE HER! SHE TRIES TOO HARD.
ryan: lurch, he might make it far, not very charming
BUT HE LIKES A DIRTY WOMAN, WHICH IS A GOOD THING!
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