Bad Ink

You may have seen by now the awesomely bad forearm tattoo Scarlett Johansson debuted at the London premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl. The general consensus seems to be on how 'gay' it is. Personally I think it looks like a big shining arsehole, on a sheep. Which I guess could be interpreted as gay. Anyway, Yeeeah.com has compiled an amusing list of the Top Ten Lamest Tattoos. The list is as follows:

10. Any Asian symbols or characters. You might think they stand for some profound Eastern philosophy when they really probably say “Kung Pao Chicken” or “I take it in the ass” in Korean.

9. Grateful Dead dancing bears. What a long, clichéd trip it’s been.

8. The Comedy/Tragedy Masks — comedy for us, tragedy for you

7. Anything with a wolf or predatory cat

6. Yosemite Sam “Back Off!”

5. Thug Life — unless you’re Tupac, you unoriginal bastard

4. Tribal arm bands. Sorry, you’ve now joined the ranks of Nick Lachey. Not cool.

3. Tribal arm band with dream catcher. Even gayer than the original.

2. Portraits of anyone. This goes double for portraits of Jesus with a crown of thorns.

1. Encrypted floor plans for a maximum security prison housing your wrongfully accused brother.

– Steven Corfe (Yeeeah! via Popbytes)

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