February 21, 2008
Starry, Starry Night
Buzz Foto has some hazy pictures of last night's total lunar eclipse on their site. Scrolling down underneath the moon pics, however, one comes across the rather enigmatic "related post" Nicole Ritchie Leaves Dior. Is the photo agency suggesting that the occurrence of the skinny celebutante leaving a pricey designer boutique on Rodeo Drive is a rare astrological phenomenon, to be marked in our calendars and attributed mythical qualities? We find that hard to believe. Personally, we place much more significance on the rare tri-annular phenomenon Paris Hilton Has Evening At Home; Catches Up On NetFlix, during which we ritualistically smear ourselves with cream cheese, set fire to our back issues of Star magazine, and leap around naked in our back yard.
– Steven Corfe
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