She Doesn't Have a Leg To Stand On

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are threatening to kick Heather Mills off stage if she shows up at tonight's BRIT Awards. The couple are hosting the event, and have some typically fiery comments about Sir Paul McCartney's estranged wife. Says Sharon:

I would boot her off. I think she's a miserable old cow.

Says Ozzy of the McCartneys,

Sharon and I have met them both on a few occasions but if Paul doesn't know her, I'm fucked if I do. She's fucking nuts.

Ozzy certainly knows a thing or two about fucking nuts. He currently has the BRIT Awards producers in a flap over his threats to strip naked and bare all to the live TV audience. Should be a memorable ceremony. (source)

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