Sex Cells

A cell phone sex tape starring High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens has surfaced, according to TransWorldNews (who knew Hugdens was a tranny?). Sources say the 45 second video shows Hugdens sitting under a Christmas tree wearing only a red Santa hat and and red thong decorated with mistletoe, saying "I want Santa to come up my chimney because I've been a good little girl this year." My rumor-meter is swaying towards the Bullshit end of the scale on this one, mainly because no self-respecting young lady would refer to her noo-noo as a "chimney," holiday season or otherwise. Or a noo-noo, for that matter.

– Steven Corfe

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