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February 14, 2008
Valentine's Evening Survey
in Etcetera
A random sample of World Of Wonder employees were asked what their Valentines plans were for this evening. Amidst the numerous Craigslist gangbang links I was forwarded, I managed to salvage the following results:
- Dropping my kid off at HOOTERS – Sara
- Preparing my tax receipts for my accountant appointment tomorrow. SEXY!!!! – Cooper
- Soiling my 600 thread count sheets with Pop Rocks and Motion Lotion when my sweetie takes off his wire-rimmed glasses – Nisa
- Dinner at an Italian restaurant with my girlfriend – Ross
- Joining a group of my single, jaded 40-something gay buds for dinner at DIGITS (formerly Numbers), the infamous West Hollywood escort hangout, bar & restaurant. Who said romance is dead? – Tom
- Doing the Downtown Art Walk with Alicia – Ed
- Had the idea of going to a drive-in movie but they've only got Cloverfield and National Treasure 2. Will probably have sex in the car – Jane
- Doing yoga with my boyfriend then eating together at Whole Foods – Nate
- I wish I knew. My girlfriend said "wear something sexy". I'm secretly hoping she's taking me to the Jill Scott concert – Robin
- Bitter, single, drinking wine and eating dinner at gay male friend's house, watching TiVoed episodes of Celebrity Rehab and The Big Black Comedy Show – Cheryl
- Match.com cancelled my subscription, so I'll be trolling for love on Craigslist. Looking for short, stocky and submissive if there are any takers – Anon
- Watching My Bloody Valentine – Lindsey
- Working late to deliver DigiBeta of What Perez Sez Air Master to VH1. Not bitter – Ricardo
– Steven Corfe
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