Not Hot

Paris Hilton's li'l bro, Barron, was arrested and booked this morning for driving his black Mercedes on the Pacific Coast Highway under the influence, and is being held on $5,000 bail. When asked to comment, Paris said, "Um, that's a lottie." And.

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