Barroness?

When I was in Vegas over New Year's I met a guy who SWORE to me that he had just been partying with Paris Hilton and her little brother Barron, and that Barron was a BIG LADY! YES! In fact, the two of them had "fooled around," and the next morning, my friend woke up wearing Barron's clothes, whatever that implies. I just thought I would throw that little story out there in light of today's news of his arrest. Plus, he's awfully cute, so I HOPE it's true.

– James St James

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