Fat White Dude Marries Asian Model

James Gandolfini, 46 (looks older), married former model Deborah Lin, 40 (looks younger), to the strains of the "Hawaiian Wedding Song" played on a harp yesterday in Lin's hometown of Honolulu. The bride wore Italian lace and the best man was the eight-year-old son from the groom's first marriage. Our former colleague Moye Ishimoto might have said it best on her Chopstix blog last january when news of Dandofini's proposal to Lin first surfaced: "So, to all the Asians out there – is this a win or a loss for us? You know, like, one less fug for our men (aka me) or goddammit, fat white dudes need to stop having fetishes?" (Peeps)

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