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"We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends. My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’ I replied: ‘How the fuck would I know? Call Demi!’" – Christopher Ciccone, on a night at the clubs with Madge and Demi Moore, in his book Life with My Sister Madonna. (The Sun)

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