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• Hoops legend Charles Barkley wants to run Alabama.

• Owen Wilson moves to Hawaii, goes green.

• The XXX Files: Californication star David Duchovny asks for respect and privacy as he heads off to rehab to deal with a case of sex addiction.

• The suit Barack Obama wore last night to accept his nomination was a union-made Hartmarx, sewn in Chicago.

• Lindsay Lohan's Uncle Paul has been sentenced to prison for defrauding 9/11 relief funds.

• Michael Phelps nixes dinner as plan for first date with Carrie Underwood.

• Homer Simpson gets a colonoscopy.

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