Hope and Hair Plugs

The fact that Barack Obama has chosen Joe Biden for his running mate has caused several Democratic strategists to worry that the old allegations of plagiarism against Biden might come back to haunt them. But as for now, it's not plagiarism they have to worry about. Rather, plugs are the problem. You see, Joe Biden is bald but, unlike many, he decided to do something about it. And if elected, Joe Biden will have the dubious distinction of becoming America's first vice president to wear hair plugs. But seeing as how our founding fathers were known to sport more than a few fancy wigs in their time, I don't see this as a deep-rooted problem for Biden. And besides, there are already campaign T-shirts available!

– AGNW

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