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• The driver who ran the red light and caused that Shia LaBeouf accident in July, which ultimately resulted in the breakup of Adrian Grenier and Isabel Lucas, has been identified as 21-year-old Herbert Simon. At least, it was his car. He's been issued a citation.

• Lesbian on the loose Courtenay Semel spent the night in lock-up.

• Michael Phelps took 14 million television viewers with him when he left the Olympics. And Mark Spitz is saying Phelps couldn't have beaten him in the water.

• A recent study shows that living with humans has taught man's best friend human morals and social rules.

• The Hills star Spencer Pratt is "making a connection with Jesus" thanks to girlfriend Heidi Montag. "It's hard not sinning, you know?"

• The Born Identity: Matt and Lucy Damon have welcomed their third baby, a girl named Gia Zavala. (Meanwhile, Angie Harmon is pregnant again and Jennifer Garner is boasting that she's knocked up.)

• Sources say Oprah Winfrey is sick to death of being on the cover of her O magazine month after month after month since its launch in 2000. So who's making her?

• No one's watching Mad Men anymore.

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