Cloned-Puppies Woman Had Mormon Sex Slave

Seems the publicity caused by the miraculous first-ever birth of puppies cloned from a dead dog's ear, may be the undoing of Bernann McKinney (top left), the woman who was the happy recipient of the pups. She's been identified by more than one observer as Joyce McKinney (top right), the woman who was arrested in England 30 years ago for kidnapping a Mormon and holding him as a sex slave, then fled before being brought to trial. (Times Online)

In 1977, the former Miss Wyoming stalked her lover, a Mormon missionary, to a tabernacle in East Ewell, Surrey, allegedly kidnapped him and held him in a cottage in Devon. There, the 17-stone Kirk Anderson claimed, his petite, busty admirer tied him to a bed using mink-trimmed handcuffs, slipped into a see-through nightie and forced him into sex. At a remand hearing she declared her love for the Mormon with the immortal line: “I’d ski naked down Mount Everest with a carnation up my nose if he asked me.”

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