'Scuse Me While I Diss This Guy

A 40-year-old tape allegedly showing Jimi Hendrix getting his funk on with two brunettes in a dimly lighted room is being released by Vivid Entertainment for $39.95. The 45-minute DVD contains only 11 minutes of sex; the remaining 34 minutes are a music-free retrospective of Hendrix’s career. The tape's authenticity has been hotly disputed, but former groupie Cynthia Albritton aka Cynthia Plaster Caster, who cast the musician's purple head in plaster back in 1968, said, "I’m 100 percent sure it’s him. The facial bone structure is the same. The eyebrows and the mustache are true to the style he was wearing in 1970." But she's mum on the subject's similarity to Jimi's other, more pertinent, bone structure. (NY Times)

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