Curry Dish

Madonna appeared on the Today show yesterday to promote I Am Because We Are, the documentary about her Raising Malawai charity. Unfortunately, she pulled the short straw and got WOW's favorite Today personality, Ann Curry, as her inquisitor. Here's some of what dlisted had to say about the spot:

Madge's faux British accent was intact through the whole interview. You know, it didn't bother me. I was too distracted with Ann Curry's creepy soft "interview voice." The bitch has serial killer voice! It's the voice you hear after you've been kidnapped and tied up at the bottom of a well. The serial killer crawls down, holds you, strokes your hair and tells you in creepy Ann Curry voice that everything will be okay. I'd rather hear Madge's phoney British accent than Ann's phoney "I care" voice.

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