America's Next Top Inmate

A woman stabbed and nearly killed one of the women gathered to watch America's Next Top Model in a Seattle apartment on Wednesday because she wouldn't stop talking. Police say the victim and her friends were drinking beer and watching the show when the attacker asked the chatterbox to stop talking and she refused. An argument ensued, hair was yanked out, and the woman took a paring knife from a nearby apple and began stabbing. Totally know how the killer felt, and it's why we prefer to watch the Oscars alone – because we don't want to go to prison. (Seattlepi)

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