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We've been looking forward for a long time to Conan O'Brien taking over Jay Leno's desk on the Tonight Show when Leno is forced to retire in May '09, but we're not sure we're embracing the news that Jimmy Fallon will replace O'Brien. If we find we don't like the self-conscious gigglepuss, we'll switch to Craig Ferguson, who's hilarious.

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