Baby Got Backup Dancers

Long thought to be a has-been, Vanilla Ice's music still does it for some people. Like this entertainment reporter on a local Los Angeles news program, who had backup dancers at the ready when she broke into a just-horrible, not-funny rendition of "Ice Ice Baby" in the middle of reporting the on the arrest of the alleged wife-beaater last night for "hitting and kicking" his wife. Asked about the backup dancers by an anchor, she said they "light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle everywhere."

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