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April 10, 2008
Incisive Reporting
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In important dental news, Star mag took headshots of Smiley Cyrus to its on-retainer dentist to get to the bottom of Cyrus' uppers. “It looks as though she’s had some porcelain veneers put on her front teeth," he said. "And her small incisors appear to have been covered to make them look longer and more balanced with the rest of her mouth." Well, thank God for that; she'd been looking like a beaver who'd chewed on a petrified log.
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