April 9, 2008
An Owl for the Jowls
Because I am a woman “of a certain age,” I can wear big purple hats and barbaric jewels during the day, and no one even bats an eyelash anymore. Yes, I have finally earned the right to dress as absurdly as I want to. And now, by God, I want to wear more silly necklaces. To that end, I was recently toddling down Melrose (the WESTERN part of Melrose, darling) and I happened into Marc Jacobs (well of course I did) where I stumbled across this marvelous little bijoux necklace, only $10,000. And I need it, of course. It’s all about the owl. Randy Barbato, SWEARS they are all the rage, you know. And if he says so, and Marc Jacobs concurs, then who am I to let the trend pass uncelebrated? Put me down for two.
– James St James







