Doherty Goes to Jail

By now we thought it might never happen, but Pete Doherty is going to jail. The musician's been sentenced to 14 weeks for failing to turn up at probation hearings on time and for drug use or, as a London court spokesman so charmingly worded it, for "breach of time keeping, non-compliance of his order and using different drugs." He could get out in a month, but if made to complete the three-and-a-half months, he'll miss his solo show at the Royal Albert Hall in London and the Glastonbury festival, where he's booked to play. Too bad for him, but he's being punished. (NME; photo: PA Photos)

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