World of Wunder

It's been a while, but the surreal story of Gerda Wunder and the bastard Mustafio continues verbatim. Weave mist it. (t/y Jeff)

I SAT NEXT TO A SLEEPING WOMAN ON THE BUS RIDE THAT WAS GOING GOING TO THE A MARTY GRAA. I THOUGHT I HAD THE BUS TO MYSELF SO I SAT IN THE FRONT AND MOVED MY STUFF TO THE ARTICULATED HALF. MUSTAFIO SAID IT MUST BE THE KIND WITH A FLEXABEL JOIN BETWEEN THE TWO SECTIONS. HIS CHATTER WOKE THE WOMAN UP AND SHE TOLD THE BASTARD TO STOP FOR HOT DOGS. MY PLATE HAD NO MEAT IN THE BUNS. MUSTAFIO SAID TO THE WOMAN, "NONE IN YOURS EITEHR?" SHE SAID "THE JAPANESE SOLDURS ONLY WANTED MEAT SO THATS ALL THEY ATE

MUSTAFIO LIED DOWN NEXT TO A FENDER BENDER SO HE COULD BE SOMEONE TO RESCUE. THEN WHEN THEY TRIED TO CARRY HIM TO THE AMBLIENCE HE MADE IT DIFFICULT BY TWISTING AROUND TO GET THE GUM OFF OF HIS SHOE. THEN WHEN THEY FINALLY GOT HIM IN HE COMPLAINED THERES NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR HIM IN THE BACK. FINALY THEY LOCKED HIM THE AMBLIENCE LEAPED UP THE HIGH FRONT WALL AND THE BASTARD TOLD THE DRIVER, "WRONG PART OF THE WALL

Now there's a book!

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