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• Madonna and Guy have announced they're pulling the plug on their leaking marriage. Ritchie may become richie. Meanwhile, Madge is safe in A-Rod's arms.

• Now that she's had one, Christina Aguilera finds she rather likes them, and wouldn't mind having another.

• Gale Harold, who plays Teri Hatcher's boyfriend on Desperate Housewives, was seriously injured in a motorcycle accident and is in the ICU at USC Medical Center.

• Janet Jackson's mystery illness revealed to be migraine headaches of the vertigo-inducing vestibular variety. Nasty.

• Britney Spears' "Womanizer" makes the "biggest jump in Billboard history," leaping from 96 to 1 on the Hot 100 chart.

• Duh Dept: An unnecessary poll taken in poll-mad Britain has shown that gay men would rather have it off with Prince Harry than Prince William.

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