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• Charlize Theron thinks The Hills is about nothing.

• Hugh Hefner wants to see Sarah Palin naked, specifically as a centerfold in Playboy. After the McCain-Palin campaign fails. "Imagine what she's like when those glasses come off," he said wistfully.

• Experian, responsible for those weirdly wonderful FreeCreditReport.com commercials, has hired strapped-for-cash TV personality Ed McMahon to rap his credit woes in an upcoming spot.

• Bette Midler stopped touring to save the planet.

• We knelt down for a second to tie our shoelace and when we stood up, Justin Long and Kirsten Dunst had already called it quits.

• Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are reportedly in couples counseling. "She's never stopped loving Kevin," says a source. "If all goes well after six months they'll move back in together with the boys."

• Wall Street star Michael Douglas had to field off-topic questions about the chaos on Wall Street during a news conference on banning nuclear testing.

• Sarah Palin's extramarital affair with Brad Hanson revealed.

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