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Paris Hilton: The Bandit

At a press conference tomorrow, Paris Hilton will officially announce a new Paris brand: the Bandit interchangeable hair extension headband. But right now we know this:

Paris Hilton introduces “The Bandit”: the first interchangeable hair extension headband made of the finest quality, heat resistant, 100% polyester fiber hair. Because the hair extensions are literally attached with Velcro to the headband, “The Bandit” is simple, easy to use and allows anyone to change their look within minutes! Say bye-bye to costly messy glues and unsightly hair damage. Say hello to beautiful Hollywood-worthy hair that will look great at the office or out on the town!

But also right now, all we see is this.

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