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Conversely

Here are two instructional videos from the makers of Converse footwear. If studied carefully, they could get you laid. We should warn you that this first one on how to kiss might frighten you with its ginormity, but the second one with instructions by a girl who's way out of your league on how to present yourself to a girl who's not quite so out of your league, frankly, we couldn't make big enough. Thanks, Converse. (We haven't had this much fun at a commercial site since the Subservient Chicken.)

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