Bush Baby

It looks like President Bush is once again sending out his womenfolk to buck up his abysmal approval ratings. But instead of First Lady Laura Bush, it's the Baby Bush's turn. Jenna Bush, who up till now was mostly known for her underage drinking and penchant for sticking her tongue out, has recently written a book about an HIV-positive teenager from Panama, and set forth on a media blitz to promote her new all-grown-up, mature image. I really would like to think that maybe young Jenna has matured, and that she really cares about the plight of HIV-positive and underprivileged people. But there is another part of me that just wants to scream: THIS IS SO HYPOCRITICAL I WANT TO VOMIT! To use the suffering of people with AIDS to polish up her image is really a new low for any Republican, not to mention a member of the Bush family. Jenna has recently become engaged, and the powers that be must figure she needs some good press if they're going to pull off a White House wedding. The lengths they will go to, it's sad really. And the band plays on....

– AguynamedWayne

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