September 28, 2007
The Girl Is Not His Wife
Did Michael Jackson marry his nanny, Grace Rwaramba, back in 2005, as reported yesterday in the Nat'l Enquirer? "Wide-spreading reports regarding Michael Jackson being married are not true," Jackson's resident mouthpiece Raymone Bain said in a statement to E! News. "Documents stating otherwise are a hoax." Documents included a bit of real-estate paperwork that listed the Gloved One as being a "married man." The Enquirer quoted a source supposedly close to the couple as saying Rwaramba had been happy to swap vows. "She's always been devoted to Michael and has raised the kids since the day they were born. Michael knew she'd make a perfect stepmother." But, seriously – would Jackson marry a black woman? Bottom line, girls, is that Jackson's still up for grabs.
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