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• How many people comprise a party of "fucking bitch"? (Page Six)

• Ben Stiller, who is not a doctor and hasn't played one on TV, says that Owen Wilson is fine. "He's doing really well," Stiller tells Ellen DeGeneres on her show today. (People)

• Nude heels are so in for fall. Is nude ever out? (Off the Rack)

• Dr Ruth heads off to Egypt to teach sex to the Muslims. The short version. (Page Six)

• Joey Fatone implores Britney Spears to come live with him. (People)

• Angelina Jolie's face failed to sell business suits to the likes of Condoleezza Rice and Hillary Clinton, even after A Mighty Heart. (OK!)

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