White Yipes

What looks like a newly discovered Albert Pinkham Ryder painting is in fact a still from the newly discovered alleged sex tape of White Stripes drummer Meg White. The tape may be the reason the Stripes have canceled all remaining dates on their 2007 tour. A posting on their website claims, "Meg White is suffering from acute anxiety and is unable to travel at this time." Judging from this video, she couldn't claim exhaustion. (Watch the NSFW tape here)

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