Loo and Behold

Lindsay Lohan is now officially "the other woman" in what looks to be a very unpleasant divorce case involving her, the rocker she had sex-in-a-toilet with in rehab, and the multimillionairess wife of said rocker. British heiress Stephanie Allen, whose family is worth over a billion dollars, says in a 52-page suit filed in Chatham County Court in Savannah, Georgia, where she and her Dead Stays Alive husband Tony Allen live on a $1.7 million estate, that her three-year marriage "is irretrievably broken" and gives as grounds for divorce his "adultery" and "cruel treatment," and accuses her husband of being "guilty of habitual drug addiction" and she asks for custody of their eight-month-old twins. (Daily Mail)

The lawyers do not name Lohan in the actual complaint but they refer to her husband's "conduct and relationship with another woman" as described in an American magazine and on showbiz internet sites. But Exhibit 'A', which is attached to the divorce papers, includes articles claiming Lohan, 21, who has had an on-off affair with Calum Best, started a relationship with Tony Allen while they were both being treated at the Cirque Lodge clinic in Utah.

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