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• Ro says no to O. (Page Six)

• Pete Doherty pops out of rehab for a drink and a kiss with Courtney Love. (Daily Star)

• Britney's been banned from the Chateau Marmont, sure, but she's got much bigger probs. (Fox News)

• World's oldest man wants to live forever. (Breitbart)

• GOPer Patricia Heaton begs to differ with Sally Field: "I've actually become a more violent person since I became a mother." (Rush & Molloy)

• Jennifer Lopez wants to become a Spice Girl. Cilantro? (Sound Generator)

• Being Marilyn Manson's girlfriend comes with baggage – and he makes you carry it. (Page Six)

• Michael Jackson wears a wig? (Page Six)

• Sci-fi illness hits Peruvian village! (Yahoo)

• Kevin Federline to become a regular on One Tree Hill. (Digital Spy)

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