Fooey on Paris

The one-hundred-twenty-million-dollars-richer heiress Paris Hilton went on a bender in LA again last night, making a spectacle of herself having to be helped out of a nightclub and trying to climb over a fence to get onto her property at 3AM. Don't tell Foo Fighter nice guy Dave Grohl – it'll just get him started. "Paris is fucking lame," he has said. "She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." We have to disagree. She's not lazy. (The Sun; Paris photo: Xposure)

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