Paris, Kevin, and $120 Million

You guys will be pleased to hear the good news. After waiting and watching her for seemingly ever, Paris Hilton's 80-year-old granddad, William Barron Hilton, finally decided that his heir is mature enough and has enough business sense to handle her $120 million inheritance if he handed it to her in a lump sum, which he just did, and she immediately went out to christen the cash by partying at This Is London in Toronto with champagne and Kevin Zegers, the actor you crushed on in Transamerica. We hear a homeless man in a $500 jacket loitered outside the club all night. (Now; photos via Weakgame)

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