The Tongue and the Restless

While there are spurious reports that the nude shot of jailbait-at-the-time Vanessa Hudgens that you keep looking at even though it makes you a pedophile is actually a still from a goldmine of a video in which she performs a striptease involving Christmas ornaments, there are in fact pictures of the Disney star engaged in some playful lesbianism with a girlfriend, much to the delight of the pervs who were tiring of her just standing there naked. What amuses us is that Hudgens is full-on visible in the shots, whereas the identity of the nobody has been obscured. (Photos via Egotastic!)

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