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• Nikki Finke is in despair of the Academy's choice of Jon Stewart to host the Oscars again. (Deadline Hollywood)

• Britney, removed during her VMA performance, is now removed from all repeat airings of the show (which MTV swore wouldn't be repeated), worldwide and online, indefinitely. (MTV)

• You'd think Donald Trump's cruel little mouth would be a lot bigger with all the exercise it gets. (Celebrity Cowboy)

• Sweet, sane Canada protests Google's prying Street View surveillance application. Except for the occasional upskirt. (Nat'l Post)

• Billy Bob Thornton pulls stalker prank on Susan Sarandon to "break the ice." (Ireland On-Line)

• But wait, there's more! Against her better judgement, and adding insult to intoxication, Britney was coerced into wearing extensions from Jessica Simpson's Hair U Wear line. (LVRJ)

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