Pussy on the Pipe

We thought it was a tabloid joke when it was first reported that one of the five kittens borne of Pete Doherty's cat Dinger was using, but now there's a photo of Doherty allegedly holding a specially made mini crack pipe up to the little kitty's lips. Pete thinks it’s hilarious to get it wasted, says a friend. According to The Sun, Pete's pals say that the favored pet gets so stupid it thinks it can fly, trying to jump over things that are too high; has mood swings; and often passes out on its back, paws pointed upward. Says one friend, "In Pete's mind, it's the only one who understands him now." OK, now we think it's a joke again.