No More Mr Nice Guy

24's Kiefer Sutherland has punished his fans and the paparazzi who follow him around 24 hours a day. He won't be doing them any more favors by stopping to sign the memorabilia they thrust at him as he makes his way around town, thanks to the way they shot him embarrassing himself stumbling drunkenly during his DUI arrest in September and posted the incriminating photos on the internet and sold them around the world. "He was one of the best autograph signers there was," moaned one disappointed collector. "He would always stand and sign for a half hour, but since his arrest, he's been telling collectors, 'I don't do that anymore. You guys screwed me.' " Sounds like gang rape. (Page Six)

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