October 30, 2007
Britney Gets Her Beads Read
The Catholic church is not only not amused by Britney Spears' new album, it's not even entertained, for Christ's sake. Controversy not involving priest wrongdoing for a change erupted today when church leaders got a look at photos accompanying Spears' Blackout CD that showed the singer seated in a costume-shop priest's lap and leaning against a confessional, stockinged legs akimbo. Not unexpected Britney fare. "This is all the puzzle pieces coming together," scolded the Catholic League president. "This girl is crashing. She's not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she's not responsible enough. Now we see she can't even entertain." That's cold. But what we find interesting is that the church would be among the first to obtain, look at, and listen to the latest product from a pop princess not known for her faith-based material. Stranger still, Spears' custody judge, chastising her for her many Starbucks runs, said, "It does not seem she has been taking many steps to not keep herself in the public eye at all times." Um,what? Will the court stenographer read that last statement back, please. (NY Daily News)
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