World of Wunder

The continuing saga of Gerda Wunder and the bastard Mustafio:

"I WAS MARIED WHEN I WAS YUNGER BUT I DIDNT WORK OUT. HE TOO WAS A BASTARD AND IT WAS AND ANGRY TIT FOR TAT DIVORSE. I SAY THIS BECAUSE HE DINT EXPEK IT COMING IT WAS NOT AMIKALE. THIS WAS A BIG DESIZHUN AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE A BIG TO DO IN THE END BECAUSE HE WAS A HOT HEAD. AS I RECALL, OUR BOOKKEEPER WAS VERY UPSET ABOUT THIS. SHE SAID WE WERE THE MOST FAMUS CRIMINILS SHE EVER WORKED FOR. SHE IDILIZED US. SHE SAID A LOT OF LESER CRIMINILS WERE GOING TO BE AT LOSE ENDS WITHOUT US"

"MUSTAFIO STUCK OUT HIS HAND AND SAID THE ICE CREEM CONE TO COME TO HIM. IT DID NOT. HE KEPT TRYING THEN HE GAVE UP. HE SAID THE PROBLIM WAS HIS HAND WAS IN THE WRONG POSISHUN"

"THE COFFEE USED TO BE THE BEST PART OF THE GAS STAYSHUN UNTIL MUSTAFIO STARTED WORKING THERE. FIRST HE SAID HE HAS NO IDEA HOW TO WORK THE COFFEE MASHINE. THEN EVENTUALY HE PORED ME A CUP THAT WAS SO THIN IT WAS A FAR CRY FROM DELISHUS. THIS IS DUE NOT ONLY TO HIS INEPNESS BUT DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE IS A MISER EVEN WITH THE COFEE GROUNDS. THIS BASTARD RUINS EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES EVEN THE GAS STAYSHUN"

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