October 23, 2007
Niche Work If You Can Get It
Ray Cochran writes:
Niche is everything – in television, advertising, presidential campaigns. So while on a stroll in the hills above Silver Lake yesterday, the boyfriend and I turned our attention to gay niches. Here are some of the ones we liked. Try your own!
Clothing and Accessories
(including, but not limited to tech devices):
Dress Shirt Gays
Prada Gays
Loafer Gays
BlackBerry Gays
Gucci See-thru Shirt Gays
Muumuu Gays
Penguin Gays
Board Shorts Gays
iPhone Gays
Chihuahua Gays
Adopted Baby Gays
Locations
(including cities, provinces, entertainment locales, and NGOs):
Palm Springs Gays
West Hollywood Gays
Bourgeois Pig/Hollywoodland/Beechwood Gays
Midtown Gays (New York)
Eagle Rock Gays
Rio Gays
Peace Corps Gays
Grove Gays
Venice Gays
P-Town Gays
ArcLight Gays
UN Gays (United Nations)
Automobiles/Transportation:
Mercedes Gays (not be confused with 1971-1980 450SL Mercedes Gays,
which are a different niche)
Skate Board Gays
Prius Gays
Audi Gays
Segway Gays
BMW Gays
Dirty Pick-Up Truck Gays (gun rack optional)
Clean Pick-Up Truck Gays (with large Labrador mix in the rear cargo)
Professions/Hobbies:
Paint Ball Gays
Attorney Gays
Genius Bar Gays (Hobby or Profession)
Personal Assistant Gays
Party Planner Gays
Stylist Gays
Yoga Gays
Pot Smoker Gays (involving the growing and/or selling, baking, eating
and/or smoking of marijuana)
Pastry Chef Gays
Finally, one can mix these various groups to create even more specific niches:
Audi ArcLight iPhone Gays
Genius Bar Pot Smoker Gays
Clean Pick-Up Truck Paint Ball Peace Corps Gays
Eagle Rock Adopted Baby Yoga Gays
BlackBerry Stylist P-Town Gays
450SL Mercedes Palm Springs Muumuu Gays
and the list goes on and on and on...
– Ray Cochran
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