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• What was Marie Osmond's own reaction to waking up after collapsing from dancing the samba on Dancing With the Stars? "Oh, crap!" (Insider)

• Jennie Garth predicts Chateau La Rue will burn! (Access Hollywood)

• Where does David Copperfield find most of his tricks? He picks 'em up right out of the audience. (TMZ)

• Seems there's a whole lotta matron-on-student fondling going on at Oprah Winfrey's Leadership Academy for Girls in South Africa. (Celebitchy)

• Have Jake and Reese become the Gyllenspoon couple everybody wants them to be as a last-ditch effort to goose attendance at their nobody-wants-to-see Rendition? (Us)

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