Attack of the Soap Star

I have to admit that at first I didn't quite understand all the hoopla James St James was making over the young soap opera star Van Hansis. I mean, he is very cute and all, but aren't all soap stars supposed to be good looking? I just didn't get it. But now that the new talk of the town here in NYC is all about One Life to Live star Nathaniel Marston going absolutely bonkers and attacking innocent bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, I'm starting to think James may be on to something after all! Marston, who plays a doctor on TV, was apparently having a heated argument with his cab driver when he suddenly jumped out of the cab at Tenth Avenue and started beating on people! He hit one guy with a metal crate! He was arrested and charged him with two counts each of felony assault, reckless endangerment, and criminal possession of a weapon – not to mention resisting arrest! Soap opera stars, they're the new Britney! (Top photo: Marston in the hospital after resisting arrest)

– AguynamedWayne

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