October 18, 2007
Hilton Switches from "That's Hot" to "That's Cold"
The foolish few who thought Paris Hilton eventually would go away and be replaced have another think coming. The heiress would have herself replaced with... herself. She's planning to be frozen with Tinkerbell and Cinderella at the moment of death and defrosted at some future date. She's invested a lot of money in the world's biggest suspended animation storage company, Cryonics Institute in Michigan, and invested a lot of time researching the process. "It's so cool," she said. "Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. And if you're immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved. My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years." Good Christ! Not that we have to worry about meeting up with her in a hundred years. But our children! Our poor kids. Wasn't it yesterday that she said the new and improved her wanted to leave her mark on the world? After she's been defrosted she'll leave a wet spot. That's hot. (via Female First)
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