World of Wunder

Gerda Wunder needs no introduction:

"I WAS DRIVING ON THE HIGHWAY AND SAW MUSTAFIO AT THE INTERSECTION DIRECTING TRAFFIC IN HIS DIAPER. I GOT MY SEATBELT ON FAST SO THE BASTARD WOULDNT GIVE ME A TICKET. HE SAID I SHOULD HOLD ONTO IT UNTI I WAS ALREADY ON THE BOAT"

"MY LEG CHANGED COLOR WHIE WATCHING TV IT WAS A 3 SECOND COMMERCIAL FOR APPLE SUACE. IN TURN I GOT RATHER ANNOYED AND TIPPED THE TV OFF THE CHAIR WITH THE BASTARD STILL ON IT. THEN MUSTAFIO TOOK A TUBE OF KETCHIP AND SQUIRTED IT ALL OVER ME. HE ASKED IF I WANTED TO MEET HIM SINCE 20 OF HIS STAFF LEFT AND HE WAS SEVERALY SHORT STAFFED. IT WAS OUT IN THE THE SUBURBS SO THERE WERE HOSES EVERYWHERE I FOUND ONE TO WASH MY LEG OFF"

"IT DOESN"T MATTER THAT I GRESW UP IN A RESTAURANT. NOR IT DOENT MATTRE IF I MADE THE BASTARD HIS LP SIZED PANCAKES EVERY MORNING. HES A SHIT AND CUOLD CARE LESS ABOUT ANYTHING. I WASHED HIS DYPERS AND MOWED THE LAWN WHILE MEAN WHILE TEH QUOTE GREAT MUSTAFIO WAS OUT PLAYING WITH HIS EGG CARTON FRIENDS DRIVING THEIR CARS ON TOP OF THE ROOF ALL DAY WHILE I SLAVED RIGHT AND LEFT"

(Previously)

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