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• Jessica Simpson gets $3 million to wash her face on TV.

• Search warrants are served today in connection with the death of Anna Nicole Smith.

• Orlando Bloom crashed Pirates of the Caribbean DP Dariusz Wolski's Toyota Matrix into a parked Porsche Cayenne, injuring woman.

• Married stewardess declined Gene Simmons' polite offer of airborne sex.

• Mills and McCartney can't work it out. Divorce talks break down over the paltry $100 million offer from Paul.

• Goth is in the details. Cleveland high school gunman was a Marilyn Manson fan.

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